Anyhoo, while running between her salon appt., scheduling the pick-up/drop-off of the bed & impending practice, I stopped into a Wally's to get a chocolate colored bedskirt to coordinate with her pink-hued bedding. Whilst hastily walking towards the entrance of the Wally World I heard a man yell, "Better get that big beautiful ass across the road for you get hit!" I kept walking thinking, "Surely this muhfuggah is not talking to me." Oh, but he was. (Breathe in. Breathe out.) He then decides to pull up beside me. Mind you, by then I'm giving him the WTF-is-wrong-with-you-you-can't-be-serious look. I mean really! WTF!! And he says (after checking the aforementioned look on my face), "You so pretty. I was just giving you a compliment."
blank stare along w/the sound of crickets
Are you frickin' serious?!!.. Has it come to this?!...
(breathe in. breathe out)
Needles to say, I had neither the time nor the energy to school him on proper pick-up line etiquette. I went on into the store wondering, "What da hell has happened to people's thought pattern and the singles scene." I mean really.
Is this ish really acceptable these days?....
What are your thoughts on this?.....
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